Little Girl Hillary Clinton Punched Kid In Nose For Endangering Baby Bunnies. What A B!
So, before Friday's Donald Trump news broke, we were treated to a true shocker of a story at Dead Breitbart's Home for Unfocused Rage: a teaser for a brand new "Hillary Clinton Is Satan" book by Edward Klein, titled Hillary Clinton Is Satan. We kid! the new book is actually titled Guilty as Sin, which is pretty close to ours, really. Mr. Klein previously wrote an opus called The Truth About Hillary, and the truth about Hillary that time out was that she was a big old lesbican who had "no wifely instincts." The new one reveals that she says cusses and has an explosive temper, and probably can't be trusted to be president because she is pathologically violent or something.
Mr. Klein sure picked the wrong way, though, to try to lead off his book tease:
Hillary’s combative behavior is nothing new; she’s been that way all her life. For my 2005 book The Truth About Hillary, I interviewed Hillary’s grammar school classmate, Jim Yrigoyen, who told me the story of being ordered by Hillary to guard a warren of baby rabbits, and not give any of them away to neighborhood boys. When he did, recalled Yrigoyen, “Hillary hauled off and punched me in the nose.”
She’s been using people as punching bags ever since.
Well, the little jerk did give away the baby bunnies, now didn't he? After being told not to? Because a baby bunny belongs in the nest with the mama rabbit, not in the incompetent hands of some little snot-nosed creep who's likely to let it die. That's not proof that Hillary Clinton is unfit to be president. It's proof she'll pick excellent people to run the EPA and the Department of the Interior, and she'll enforce the Endangered Species Act, too. Ideally by punching ecosystem destroyers right in the bank account. As a couple of tweets shared by Crooks & Liars point out, this isn't going to convince anyone she's unhinged:
We're going to have to get that "Hillary Clinton: Avenger of Bunnies" plushie to the Wonkette Bazaar ASAP.Young Mitt Romney having bullied a kid at prep school by knocking him down and chopping his hair off with scissors, so he'd stop being a long-haired hippie faggot. Oh yeah? The wingnuts responded -- well, Barack Obama pushed a girl on the playground! (And felt terrible about it afterward, not that learning from your mistakes counts -- he was a BRUTE!) And even worse, there was monstrous bully Joe Biden, who threatened to punch bullies in the nose if they went after a friend of his, and even worse, violently planted a bunch of trees in a mean old man's front lawn like some kind of environmental terrorist.
Funny how that attempt to paint Old Handsome Joe Biden as a psycho because he protected a friend just never caught on, huh? And now we now the awful truth about Hillary Clinton: as a child, she cared about defenseless animals.
LOCK HER UP!
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