Obama Cornered: 'President Was Born Where He Says,' 'Doesn't Have Horns'

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ABC News communist dwarf George Stephanopoulos conducted an interview with longshot presidential candidate Barack Obama that airs today, and was FINALLY the one to ask the guy about the birf certificate. "I think that over the last two and a half years there's been an effort to go at me in a way that is politically expedient in the short-term for Republicans,"the lying liar lied, doing his best to cover up his thick Kenyan accent and scratching the part of his neck where he always wears a kafiya in private. "But [it] creates, I think a problem for them when they want to actually run in a general election where most people feel pretty confident the President was born where he says he was, in Hawaii. He -- he doesn't have horns…we're not really worrying about conspiracy theories or -- or birth certificates." Not worrying about birth certificates, huh? Your editor is not worrying about children. Because he doesn't have one.


We're not sure if the "he doesn't have horns" part was supposed to exaggerate the claims against him, but any reader of this blog knows it's well documented to be true. Just do a Google image search. Everyone who PAYS ATTENTION knows he has horns. Once again, American voters are apathetic when it comes to the important stuff. Some democracy!

"The truth of the matter is that I think that the vast majority of Americans across the country – Democratic or Republican – really want this election to be about growing the economy, getting control of the deficit, preparing the future for our kids. And my suspicion is that anybody who is not addressing those questions…Is going to be in trouble."

That's how people think, huh? He would know. He's the Devil.

WAKE UP, AMERICA! Don't listen to the man just because he speaks in the third person! He's not the archangel Bob Dole! [ABC News]

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