What's the matter, you never saw a guy slept with a fish before?

We have been having the most wonderful time, on your many dimes, traveling from our home in Montana to Washington DC to hold signs saying "YAY TEENS!" and give them impeach hats and kiss them on their shiny faces as they lead all of us into a future of NO MURDERED CHILDREN IN SCHOOLS. Could you even stand it yesterday, seeing their smart, brave selves doing their WALKOUT? I could not. I cried TOO MUCH. Behold the little boy who murdered me DEAD.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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