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I and my two besties will be at the Chicago wine thing tomorrow and we're proud to support Wonkette.

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Gah, wish my stupid work/life thing had prevented from seeing this until now, as I would have directed my erstwhile Madison peeps to join you. And perhaps to bring libations as well.

Alas, my timing is off once again. Better luck next time in the MadCity.

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Oh, she's fro Splash?From Splash?Say no moresay no more wink wink, nudge nudge!Is she a goer? ehdoes she go?

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and she wouldn't come along, I take?

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Hahahaha. No

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Not to me. [sighs, looking wistfully into the distance, imagining actually seeing Daryl Hannah in real life] https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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And Roxanne.

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Welcome to the party without pants! (Not to be confused with the pants party. That's down the hall, very low energy. SAD!)

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I was hoping the Honda part was going to be a riff on Piston Honda from Tyson's Punch Out...

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Um, wasn't that Uma Thurman?

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Wait, there were hot naked blondes at the Madison drinky thingy? Why was I not informed?

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Statue of Liberty. Not Ellis. Sorry.

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I'm working on the other side of the cheddar Curtin and not able to attend. Although there are pictures of me at the last wonket visit to Madison. Have blast you guys , jump around also , too.

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gettin' your blonde beauties mixed-up. Darryl was Elle Driver, Uma was Beatrix Kiddo, aka "The Bride"

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For Baltimore, I would suggest The Brewer's Art (they do a nice Sunday funday, brew their own beer, and they're libtards). But if the weather's nice, Little Havana (on the waterfront, sans Eva Marie Saint, alas, but with outdoor seating, also, too, libtards). Or for shits and giggles, The Ropewalk (they bill *themselves* as a "Republican" bar with a life-sized bronze statue AND a bust of Raygun). Could be good for LOLs.

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