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Man-Hating Ball-Buster Sonia Sotomayor Teams With Sesame Street To Indoctrinate Your Princess

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You may go elsewhere to read about Elmo maybe raping your children, because Sonia Sotomayor raping traditional gender roles is the only Sesame Street story your Wonkette will be covering this fine Veterans Day. So let's get right to it: why does known feminazi and United States Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor want to indoctrinate your semiprecious female children into believing they should go to law school, where they will doubtless become godless spokessluts for Big Pill?


Just watch the video. What's the first thing you notice? Sonia Sotomayorrrrr is rolling her Rs in an extraordinarily pronounced manner, like she is Charo or issuing a clear threat to White America. Second, Sonia Sotomayor is trying to inculcate in your children the godless belief that they should get college educations, even though as we already know (thanks to tenured Harvard Yale* faculty member David Gelernter), all colleges should be taken over by Glenn Beck University in a Cultural Revolution. Third, the (CHILDLESS) Sonia Sotomayor doesn't once tell the female muppet that she can grow up to be a mommy.

Why does Sonia Sotomayor hate stay-at-home moms? Probably because Ann Romney's a cunt.

The end.

*We apologize to Brad DeLong and all of Harvard for the error.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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