You may go elsewhere to read about Elmo maybe raping your children, because Sonia Sotomayor raping traditional gender roles is the only Sesame Street story your Wonkette will be covering this fine Veterans Day. So let's get right to it: why does known feminazi and United States Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor want to indoctrinate your semiprecious female children into believing they should go to law school, where they will doubtless become godless spokessluts for Big Pill?
Umm ... rolling her Rs? Has our editrix ever spoken to a Scotsman? Or does she just check if anything's worn under the kilt?* Speaking of Scots, engineerrring is a career also, too.
*No Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order.
Too bad "Soul Train" is defunct. Clarence could do a guest appearance. He's already the best hoopster on the highest court in the land; bet he can dance, too.
OT, but driving back from getting my Prius serviced I heard a conversation with Petreus' best friend, who says Mrs General Petreus is really, really mad.
Okay maybe he couldn't stop the catfight between his admirers, but isn't he even smart enough to shut the fuck up?
Uh ... yeah, here.
i did a grover sesame street mash-up in my head there for a second.
not that grover would ever be allowed on sesame street, but he would make a fine muppet.
cuchi-cuchi
Umm ... rolling her Rs? Has our editrix ever spoken to a Scotsman? Or does she just check if anything's worn under the kilt?* Speaking of Scots, engineerrring is a career also, too.
*No Ma'am, it's all in perfect working order.
Horseriding libel!
Too bad "Soul Train" is defunct. Clarence could do a guest appearance. He's already the best hoopster on the highest court in the land; bet he can dance, too.
OT, but driving back from getting my Prius serviced I heard a conversation with Petreus' best friend, who says Mrs General Petreus is really, really mad.
Okay maybe he couldn't stop the catfight between his admirers, but isn't he even smart enough to shut the fuck up?
What's with the lace doily tucked under her chin. Is she eating lobster afterwards?
Princess Sparklepony is going to have something to say about this.
Oh, so it <em>is</em> good for something.
It&#039;s <i>Ed</i> Nauseam. And he&#039;s a real cunt.
Must be a Muppet-Fraggle lovechild. Now they&#039;re promoting miscegenation, too, will the horrors never cease?