Maureen Dowd Manages To Make New York Mayor's Pizza Snafu About Bill Clinton's Blowjob

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January 15, 2014 03:10 PM

Hey did you hear that New York's mayor, Bill de Blasio, ate pizza with knife and fork, like a total schmegeggie? Well, NYT supercolumnist Maureen Dowd apparently wandered away from her twitter feed last week and forgot to refresh it, as she has Thoughts about pizza, and Bill Clinton getting a hummer from Monica Lewinsky, wait what?

Oh right, it's Maureen Dowd. Of course she does.

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