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McCain Aide Very Very Sorry He Unleashed Sarah Palin 'Freak Show' Upon U.S. America

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Steve Schmidt, the political adviser who suggested that John McCain choose a fresh new face from Alaska as his running mate, nowsays he has "deep regret" for his role in helping to bring on the "freak show that's been running wild for four years" in American politics.


So, yeah, apology accepted. Now here's a broom, buddy. Get to cleaning up. Wait, you'll need this hose. And this bleach...

The subject of a short profile in the Washington Examiner, Schimdt gazes out at the smoking wreckage of the modern GOP and says, in essence, DAY-ummmm, well, that didn't work.

Palin became a leader of what Schmidt called an “asininity” wing of the Republican Party, hardcore conservatives looking to purge the party of moderates and anyone willing to compromise with Democrats.

“For the last couple of years, we’ve had this wing of the party running roughshod over the rest of the party,” Schmidt said on MSNBC. “Tossing out terms like RINO, saying we’re going to purge, you know, the moderates out of the party.

“We’ve lost five U.S. Senate seats over the last two election cycles,” he said. “And fundamentally we need Republicans, whether they’re running for president, whether they’re in the leadership of the Congress, to stand up against a lot of this asininity.”

Yeah, sounds like a strategy all right. That toothpaste should just slide right back into that tube, you betcha.

Still, Schmidt doesn't get all of the blame; the bugfuck-crazy wing of the R's had been slowly rising since the Reagan years; he's just the lucky schmuck who said, hey, let's see what happen if we hand the car keys to this grinning lunatic. We need some fresh blood, right?

[Washington Examiner]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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