Meet The Not-Racist Young Lady Who Called For Assassination Of, Er, Let's Just Say 'Black' President


"I didn't think it'd be that big of a deal," saidthis spritely lass when confronted with a news crew. Like, why are people all pissing and moaning, and why did she get fired from her job at Cold Stone Creamery, just because she said that someone should assassinate that "nigger" president? Like, what is even their damage, you know? Is she not simply expressing herself? And is that not what a special snowflake like herself must do? It's just Facebook and stuff, plus if he got assassinated it's not like she would be sad, but most importantly, SHE IS NOT A RACIST. "I'm not racist," Denise Helms told the news crew. She has a lot of friends of different nationalities! Like, probably some Irish, and some Italians, maybe some Poles, POSSIBLY an Asiatic (but probably not, and DEFINITELY not any Jews), and, well, probably like a dude named "Lopez" but who is from Spain instead of Mexico. See, not racist at all!

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