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She has plenty of "information" -- and I guarantee that she got all of it from Fox (and Fiends).

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The most surprising twist of this story for me is that it looks like she has all her teeth.

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well welcome to your libtard wonkette overlords!

we love fallen republicans.

actually, we love fallen anything...

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I'm so sick of white people I had to take down the mirror in my bathroom.

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These days, it's kind of the exurbs of Modesto.

Also, recall that this is where Frieda F gave that there word salad thing at the CSU.

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They used to. Don't know if that's still a thing.

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:>(

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Don't forget <i>ugly</i>!

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Most surprising part of the story: her comment only got 9 "likes."

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And she's gonna exempt herself from Obamacare when her diabetes kicks in, right?

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Ah, Turlock. About forty miles as the crow flies.

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from the gawker story: <i>Turlock Cold Stone Creamery store director Chris Kegle, who fired Helms from her job at the store [said] "We found her comments to be very disgusting, and they do not reflect our opinions here."</i>

He went on to say, "I probably should have seen this coming when she referred to one scoop of vanilla and one scoop of chocolate as <strike>'mullato</strike> jungle fever sundae' and asked customers if they wanted faggy or darky sprinkles."

And another thing: store director?

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And so concludes another performance of "White Trash Theater".

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Am I the only one that thinks she looks like a younger, less unattractive version of Victoria Jackson?

Maybe it's just because she is blonde and HUGE.

and also nuttier than a PayDay Bar...

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There’s a way this could be more pathetic but it’s not coming immediately to mind.

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Ah. Okay.

Sacramento was (and may still be) the most integrated city in the country.

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