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She has plenty of "information" -- and I guarantee that she got all of it from Fox (and Fiends).

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The most surprising twist of this story for me is that it looks like she has all her teeth.

fuflans's avatar

well welcome to your libtard wonkette overlords!

we love fallen republicans.

actually, we love fallen anything...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm so sick of white people I had to take down the mirror in my bathroom.

bobbert's avatar

These days, it's kind of the exurbs of Modesto.

Also, recall that this is where Frieda F gave that there word salad thing at the CSU.

bobbert's avatar

They used to. Don't know if that's still a thing.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Don't forget <i>ugly</i>!

Mahousu's avatar

Most surprising part of the story: her comment only got 9 "likes."

MonkeyMotion's avatar

And she's gonna exempt herself from Obamacare when her diabetes kicks in, right?

bobbert's avatar

Ah, Turlock. About forty miles as the crow flies.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

from the gawker story: <i>Turlock Cold Stone Creamery store director Chris Kegle, who fired Helms from her job at the store [said] "We found her comments to be very disgusting, and they do not reflect our opinions here."</i>

He went on to say, "I probably should have seen this coming when she referred to one scoop of vanilla and one scoop of chocolate as <strike>'mullato</strike> jungle fever sundae' and asked customers if they wanted faggy or darky sprinkles."

And another thing: store director?

Joshua Norton's avatar

And so concludes another performance of "White Trash Theater".

Shypixel's avatar

Am I the only one that thinks she looks like a younger, less unattractive version of Victoria Jackson?

Maybe it's just because she is blonde and HUGE.

and also nuttier than a PayDay Bar...

Joshua Norton's avatar

There’s a way this could be more pathetic but it’s not coming immediately to mind.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Ah. Okay.

Sacramento was (and may still be) the most integrated city in the country.