Meet Your New Favorite Trump Democrats, Orval And Shirley!

Did you know in England a trump is slang for a fart?

Meet Orval and Shirley, my mama's dear and beloved neighbors in the country outside Tecumseh, Oklahoma. They are Democrats. (The last national Democrat Shirley says she voted for? "Ronald Reagan. Wait, he wasn't a Democrat, was he. Okay, Bill Clinton.") They are enthusiastically voting for Donald J. Trump. They had not heard about Marco Rubio making jokes about the size of Donald Trump's penis. We were happy to fill them in. (This video was filmed at my mama's house, so please stop making fun of their white furniture, BECAUSE IT'S MY MOM'S.)

There you go, greatest video and interview ever, you are welcome, I rule.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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