Meet Your New Favorite Trump Democrats, Orval And Shirley!

Did you know in England a trump is slang for a fart?

Meet Orval and Shirley, my mama's dear and beloved neighbors in the country outside Tecumseh, Oklahoma. They are Democrats. (The last national Democrat Shirley says she voted for? "Ronald Reagan. Wait, he wasn't a Democrat, was he. Okay, Bill Clinton.") They are enthusiastically voting for Donald J. Trump. They had not heard about Marco Rubio making jokes about the size of Donald Trump's penis. We were happy to fill them in. (This video was filmed at my mama's house, so please stop making fun of their white furniture, BECAUSE IT'S MY MOM'S.)

There you go, greatest video and interview ever, you are welcome, I rule.