Meghan McCain can attract media coverage to her appearance at a book fair in Florida? Aren't there plenty of actual political figures around? Even Politico is putting "strategist" in quotation marks when referring to her. “I've already had people interested in me working, which is unbelievably flattering,” lied Meghan to POLITICO, probably. “I want to go out and do it all over again with somebody else." Oh, was there somebody she "did it with" previously? Is she trying to say her dad took her expert political advice in the 2008 election? Sure, that was not the best-run campaign ever, but obviously she was not running the show over there, because things would have been much worse. Oh, and she also talked about Barack Obama's butt! Would you like to read what she said about his butt, or would you rather kill yourself? Pick one:

"I want to go get a Republican elected. I want to kick Obama’s ass the next election and get a Republican elected.”

She added that she will “do anything I can” to score a win for the GOP in 2012. Obama, she said, has “done little to nothing with his administration.”

Okay! She can get a paper route and donate her salary to the RNC! That is pretty much everything she can do for the party to win a presidential election.

Also, yes, being president is a harder job than putting up Twitpics of your boobs for a living, but maybe also it isn't, and maybe Obama should "do" more. POLITICAL ANALYSIS! That's worth about a billion dollars a year. [Politico via Gawker]