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If only her daddy and that boobcicle were in charge! She has the self-esteem and attitude of Snooki and just as much gravitas in the political arena.

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Maybe not that many hours. I believe they are old hands at photoshopping hot messes.

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Incidentally: Negropolis -- is that a Greek name?

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Meghan McCain Dirty Sexy Campaign Strategist No job too small or too large. Asses kicked; boobies flaunted.

It is not okay to contact me directly.

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<i>She added that she will “do anything I can” to score a win for the GOP in 2012.</i>

When all else fails, she can always fall back on her signature move. Show them her boobs.

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<i>“I want to go get a Republican elected. I want to kick Obama’s ass the next election and get a Republican elected.”</i>

There are people out there who look at politics as a sport and cheer for their party as if it were a sports team. They usually say stupid shit like this.

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<i>Also, yes, being president is a harder job than putting up Twitpics of your boobs for a living, </i>

Would it be too cruel to point out that Obama probably looks better without a shirt than she does?

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<i>She added that she will “do anything I can” to score a win for the GOP in 2012. </i>

And just like that, bukkake-based political campaigning was born.

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<i>Obama, she said, has “done little to nothing with his administration.”</i>

I thought the official Republican talking point was that Obama was doing TOO MUCH.

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GRITS OR GTFO

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I suspect the only kind of dancing she's qualified for involves laps.

Not unlike Bristol.

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I am still wondering how a rich chick from Arizona gets to sound like a caricature of a valley girl. And shouldn't she be following in the family tradition and joining the Navy by now?

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Hey corporations! Your protected political speech is assured! How about some unlimited anonymous money shots, all over Sarah's tits!

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Those are ass-kickin' thighs.

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Sounds like a Wednesday night stripper/English lit grad student. So 100 an hour than or should we splurge on 500 for a sleepover? Think she can make you smile about something at the crack of dawn?

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I hope its with a moose.

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