Megyn Kelly To Mike Huckabee: We're Just Whoring It Up All Over The Place At Fox News!

Sometimes Megyn Kelly does a thing where we don't hate her, and then we write "Megyn Kelly did a thing and we didn't hate her" and the commenters go URGGGH UGHHHH WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE VENGEANCIER WE HATE YOU FOR NOT HATING HER REEDUCATION CAMPS FOR MEGYN KELLY AND ALSO FOR YOUUUUU! So boring you guys. Why not appreciate when terrible people are unterrible for a second? Why not give them gentle back-pats, and then they might like their gentle back-pats, and try to get more of them, by not being Megyn Kelly once in a while?

Most of the time when Megyn Kelly is being unterrible, it is regarding women in the workplace, because she is one! She has made minces of Erick Erickson, for instance. What fun that was!

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Today, she is baiting Mike Huckabee about gentility, and cusses, and "trashy" ladies, because Mike Huckabee is basically Phyllis Schlafly in a dress.

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Let's go to the transcription:

Lol, you are a dinosaur who doesn't know stuff good and when you say the businesswomen were "trashy" during "your time in New York" and then clarify you are not talking about your time spent working at Fox News, you must be referring instead to "The Jews."

Wait, hmmm, that was a transcript of us. What did Megyn Kelly have to say?

“Well I do have news for you before I let you go. We are not only swearing. We’re drinkin', we’re smoking', we’re having premarital sex, with birth control, before we go to work, and sometimes boss around a bunch of men.”

(The Fox vid is long, but do click through if you want to see nearly nude Goldie Hawn twerking Miley Cyrus-style, because Kelly isn't letting Huck get away with any of his vapid pronouncements.)

And what did Mike Huckabee literally respond?


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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