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Men With Guns All Freaked Out By Topless Counter-Protesters' Dirtypillows

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The brave gun-fondlers of Come And Take It Texas don't have a problem withwalking around Dealey Plaza with rifles, because that's an important message about Freedom (and what one motivated Marine and his rifle can do), but they are decent God-fearin' folk who believe in the Bible almost as much as they believe in the Second Amendment, and they have just about had it with painted hussies and bare-breasted Jezebels who flaunt their mammalian protuberances at them while they're just out trying to have a decent family-friendly group gunhump. In a post to their Facebook page, the poor oppressed gun-humpers whined that "Skanky Topless Liberals" were shaking their tits at them, probably because they were "provocateurs" who are being paid by outsiders.


The topless counter-protestors carried signs that read, “You realize that everyone thinks you’re overcompensating for your teeny tiny ‘gun’ right?” and “Boobs for peace.” The women confronted the open carry advocates and said that as long as they openly carried their weapons, the counter-protestors would bare their breasts.

The gun-fondlers were also pretty sure that the topless counter-protesters were members of Moms Demand Action, because of course that's the only group of women (and it's just a few deranged socialists) who oppose people walking around with guns everywhere.

If you think you're up to it, here is the video, which is not especially sexxay, but is probably NSFW because you can see protesters' boobies and hear gun-stroking Second Amendment boobs:

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