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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

A gun humper actually asks the women "You don't have anything better to do?" thereby pooping out a ginormous pile of irony.

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bobbert's avatar

Meat?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Blessed are the titties</i>. That's it. No explanation. Just blessed.

Edit/insert: The first of the <i>Boobattitudes</i>.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

My computer will not show that segment, possibly because I am viewing it from my sabbatical hideaway in Europe. I guess if I want to see a ladyperson baring her breasts for nonremunerative purposes, I'll just have to go to <b>any public beach</b>.

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The Quirk's avatar

Apparently, there's not much else supporting those, ifyouknowwhatImean.

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The Quirk's avatar

What about them silicone ones?

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The Quirk's avatar

Tit for gat.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I was a skanky topless liberal before being a skanky topless liberal was cool.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

All it takes to stop bad git with a gun is a good woman with a rack...or something.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Mounds", methinks.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Fighting open-carry boobs with unholstered boobs? This should be good . . . who's making popcorn?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Dirty pillows refuse to act tame In the presence of fondlers so lame They shake and they wiggle They point and they giggle At the fondlers paranoid claim

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Capt.Jim's avatar

I figured they were flopping them skanky boobies to see iffin the gun humpers could get theys shootin irons hard,but they still never found any rounds ejackted

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Lefty Mark's avatar

You were totally robbed in the competition for National Poet Laureate.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

She got a 38 special and I believe it's mamlish right.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Funny that Conservaturds everywhere think <i>all</i> nudity is shameful.

Project much, Chubbsy McShrivelpeeper?

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