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A gun humper actually asks the women "You don't have anything better to do?" thereby pooping out a ginormous pile of irony.

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Meat?

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<i>Blessed are the titties</i>. That's it. No explanation. Just blessed.

Edit/insert: The first of the <i>Boobattitudes</i>.

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My computer will not show that segment, possibly because I am viewing it from my sabbatical hideaway in Europe. I guess if I want to see a ladyperson baring her breasts for nonremunerative purposes, I'll just have to go to <b>any public beach</b>.

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Apparently, there's not much else supporting those, ifyouknowwhatImean.

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What about them silicone ones?

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Tit for gat.

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I was a skanky topless liberal before being a skanky topless liberal was cool.

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All it takes to stop bad git with a gun is a good woman with a rack...or something.

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"Mounds", methinks.

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Fighting open-carry boobs with unholstered boobs? This should be good . . . who's making popcorn?

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Dirty pillows refuse to act tame In the presence of fondlers so lame They shake and they wiggle They point and they giggle At the fondlers paranoid claim

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I figured they were flopping them skanky boobies to see iffin the gun humpers could get theys shootin irons hard,but they still never found any rounds ejackted

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You were totally robbed in the competition for National Poet Laureate.

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She got a 38 special and I believe it's mamlish right.

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Funny that Conservaturds everywhere think <i>all</i> nudity is shameful.

Project much, Chubbsy McShrivelpeeper?

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