Michael Flynn's Batsh*t Lawyer Has OUTDONE HERSELF
Michael Flynn's batshit lawyer is at it again! Sidney "Emoji Warcrime" Powell dropped another loony motion yesterday to force the government to hand over newly discovered Brady materials -- i.e., exculpatory evidence -- to advance her theory that poor, innocent Michael Flynn WUZ FRAMED by the dastardly FBI. Yes, really, again with this shit.
Let us remember that Michael Flynn is charged with lying to the FBI about his phone conversations with the Russian ambassador. And that he already pled guilty to this crime in open court. The defendant's guilt or innocence is not a live issue in this case, and all that remains is for Judge Emmet Sullivan to decide how much time, if any, Flynn will be spending in the clink. Flynn has already signed away his right to demand further evidence from the government, and the origins of the Special Counsel investigation have absolutely nothing to do with the charges against him.
And yet! Counselor Moonbat is currently demanding that the government turn over the metadata on Joseph Mifsud's phones ASAP. In case you have an actual life and forgot who Mifsud is, he's the shady-ass Maltese professor who told George Papadopoulos that the Russians had Hillary Clinton's emails. Despite Mifsud and his lawyer/associate Stephan Roh's well-documented connections to Russian oligarchs, the current thinking in Wingnutistan is that Mifsud is a DEEP STATE WESTERN ASSET who set up poor, naive Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie by ...
Telling him that the Russians had the emails. So that he'd get drunk and blab it to the Australians, who were totes in on it, mate. And then the Aussies waited until those emails actually started leaking to tell the FBI about it. But that was the pretext those evil Deep Staters had been waiting for to launch an investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election to support Trump. Because really the DNC hack was an inside job. By Seth Rich, who got murdered by Hillary Clinton for it. And then the entire US government framed Russia for the hack and leaks. And spirited the DNC server off to Ukraine, where it resides today. And that's why Donald Trump was totally right to blackmail the Ukrainian president.
This information is material, exculpatory, and relevant to the defense of Mr. Flynn, and specifically to the "OCONUS LURES" and agents that western intelligence tasked against him likely as early as 2014 to arrange—unbeknownst to him—"connections" with certain Russians that they would then use against him in their false claims. The phones were used by Mr. Joseph Mifsud.
No. Just no. You cannot make us talk about the goddamn OCONUS LURES conspiracy again. Not the same day we had to spend two hours down the rabbithole with Rudy. This bullshit literally bubbled up from a subreddit called /r/conspiracy and wound up on the president's Twitter feed. So Sidney Powell needs to go sit in the corner and think about what she's done.
LADY, YOU ARE A LAWYER!
But let's ask a different question: How did the government "suddenly" come into possession of Joseph Mifsud's old cell phones? Did the Italian government hand them over to AG Bill Barr on his field trip to Italy last week to prove that the Deep State tried to murder Donald Trump's campaign? And how did Sidney Powell find out about them? Were they disclosed by the prosecution, or did she get the SIM, IMEI and PIN some other way? Because that would be ... pretty weird.
Okay, these people are crazy, THE END.
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