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Pant Man?

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Why not throw out Double Jeopardy and try Flynn again for the same crimes! Maybe this time he'll get 30 years. You go Mizz Powell, if that is your real name...

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Subplot 3.7 assumes that they lured him to that bar with a fake Meetic account and the barmaid, whose sister-in-law has a cousin whose boss is a former cop, dropped a couple of pills in his beer to make sure.

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This is a classic case of delaying the inevitable. Flynn would've most likely been out by now or well through his sentence at least judging by others sentences and other informants, had he in fact informed.

Instead, he's been shredding his reputation, spending his ill-gotten gains and keeping the fire burning, which any decent legal representation would've nipped in the butt post haste. I believe his first counsel did exactly that but then Flynn came down with the well known brain eating Faux virus and just lost his shit, henceforth the blood sucking lawyer that is preying upon him now.

Batshit nucking futz is not a legal defense.

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I think Flynn is setting himself up for an "Ineffective counsel" defense. He may succeed.

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Bumping off Seth Rich for doing what he was supposed to do? That's some next-next-level mis-mis-misdirection: no sane person would ever suspect it was Hillary all along.

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Only the most sinister, convoluted, and devious plotting could ever make Donnie look like a fuckwit.

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2 cents is way underpaid

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Egad. Frightening facelift. Someone call 'Botched!'

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Peabody for President!

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The fact that he flew back to the US from wherever he was sounds to me like he really wants to make a plea deal.

Barkeep, another rye Manhattan, please.

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That jacket must be made from leather processed in a certain way so that it comes out looking exactly like plastic. But the process is really expensive, I bet. And the coy design so that when it's pinched the semi-circle of a bile color peeks out.Mr. Goebbels DID have a jacket like that, I'm pretty sure.

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I too, although she seems every bit as effective as The Ghoul, in her own, well-dressed way.

And then just plead guilty and shut up. At least then I'd only have to pay that traffic ticket, rather than serve a sentence for murder.

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"Ok but I'm def keeping the lampshades they were a gift."Always too soon. But I wouldn't put it past her.

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No, no, no -- she's the Orly Taits of Roy Cohns

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