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Michele Bachmann Says Cancer Sex Drug Makes Girls 'Suffer Retardation'

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You know those dirty syringes loaded with a terrible cervical cancer-preventing drug cocktail that Rick Perry was sneaking around andchucking basically nonstop at the innocent young ladies of Texas like a mad pervert on a dart-throwing spree, back in 2007? Well, Michele Bachmann has consulted her expert panel of invisible witch doctors just now, thank Jesus, and their findings are pretty much the worst thing imaginable: those injections are making girls retarded. No, really! There's evidence! "Some lady" who may or may not exist approached Michele Bachmann right after the debate last night (this "lady," she has very good political timing, see) and told Michele that the HPV vaccine made her daughter "suffer mental retardation thereafter." SCIENCE LIKE THAT, IT IS IRREFUTABLE. Video after the jump.


The money quote starts at 1:05:

Looks like someone has been taking lessons from someone else we know on how to use special needs children as a political prop! [WaPo/YouTube]

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Since he's such a public-spirited guy, Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke generously offered to develop some land owned by his foundation in his home town of Whitefish, Montana, as a "Veterans Peace Park" where kids could go sledding in the winter and the goodly Volk could go to appreciate both veterans and, naturally enough, the BNSF railroad, which used to use the land as a gravel pit and which donated it to Zinke's "charitable" "foundation." (Zinke's foundation, it turns out, is like Trump's, if Donald Trump were just a bit more shameless.) So naturally, here comes Halliburton!

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Is there really a Blue Wave coming? Dunno! But hey, check out these polls!

(Yes, we know we got burned in 2016. And yes, we know polls this far out are no guarantee. What, you want another depressing story about baby jails? DIDN'T THINK SO. So come read these nice polls right now!)

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