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Michelle Malkin Fights For Truth: Can Gun-Grabber Gabby Giffords Even Write Stuff?

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A liberal fraud was pushed on you this evening, friends. A dirty untruth, pushed upon you in a sinister plot to take away your weapons. Several news outlets — including your vauntedWashington Postpublished a photograph of the handwritten notes former Rep. Gabby Giffords read from at a gun-control hearing this afternoon.


The lie? Giffords is not the one who wrote the notes. She can't write up her own notes? What, is her brain not working right or something?

Don't worry, Michelle Malkin was on the case, and, in the spirit of her Twitchy.com, we will use her tweets to tell our tale!

See? Stop feeling sorry for Giffords. She didn't write the note — her therapist did, because Giffords cannot write anymore, because her brain fell out of her head in a Phoenix parking lot. That is not sympathetic at all!

It's part of the liberal agenda, man. It has nothing to do with laziness, or that the photo was an easy blog post for quick traffic. If it isn't conservative media, it must be liberal media, and every error is a deception.

Fight the man! They are trying to tell us Gabby wrote a note, but she did not write a note. This is important. Every other politician and activist personally writes down every syllable they read in public.

There's a valid point in there somewhere, but is it really an error perpetrated by a gullible press eager to believe the libs if the truth is way more sympathetic? She didn't write the note because she is literally incapable of writing.

Just check out her signature from a few years ago:

And compare it to her signature now:

Still, though, it is very important to figure out who wrote what, to cut through the liberal lies making people think Giffords is capable of using her hands. Thank goodness that's settled, and that we did not have to think about anything important.

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Robbin Young. Fair use so we can all see the boob picture she sent to her 12 true loves.

Robbin Young starred in the Roger Moore masterpiece For Your Eyes Only as the seventh female lead, "Girl in Flower Shop." She also starred in a bunch of Playboys, and the DM's of a humble Romanian hacker who stole her heart. But he was not a humble Romanian hacker, he was 12 Russian military intelligence officers in a trench coat. And now Young has shared those DMs and pictures of her buzzies with the Sun, because that's the one that's fookin' classy.

See how she loved! See how Guccifer ghosted her ass! See how she loves him (them) still! See how she was all up in Seth Rich and shit! (We think Young's judgment might not be awesome.) Also she wrote this "erotic poem," and we're going to need you to read it.

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And now it is time for your weekly reminder that in the Trump era, FUCKING APESHIT OUTRAGE WORKS.

On Monday, Donald Trump, the transactional president who for some godforsaken reason sees Vladimir Putin has his one true father, discussed making an Art Of The Deal with Russia that involved letting Robert Mueller interrogate the Russian spies who hacked America in 2016 (with Russian supervision, of course, in Russia) in exchange for sending Putin whichever American citizens hurt Putin's poor fragile butthurt pansy-ass feelings the past several years. One of Putin's targets is Michael McFaul, the former ambassador to Russia, whom Putin just hates. Hillary Clinton isn't on the official list yet, but give it a few weeks.

On Wednesday, Sarah Huckabee Sanders looked at reporters and told them Trump's people were considering the idea, but hadn't decided yet, because it's so hard for the Trump administration to decide how many treasons to do per week.

But hooray! The White House has decided that, after literally every American with a patriotic bone in his or her body said, "THE FUCK YOU SAY," they will not send Americans to Putin's gulag after all. The Washington Post reports:

The White House announced Trump's opposition Thursday as the Senate prepared to vote on a resolution telling the president not to honor Putin's request, which would have exposed former U.S. ambassador Michael McFaul, among others, to Russian questioning.

"It is a proposal that was made in sincerity by President Putin, but President Trump disagrees with it," White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a statement.

Oh my fucking Lord, Shuckabee, did you really type that Putin's offer was "sincere," or did Donald grab the statement after you finished with it and add those words in illiterate Sharpie in the margins, along with "DOES NOT MEAN PUTIN IS NOT MY BEST FRIEND" and "NO COLLUSION"?

By the way, that resolution passed the Senate with flying colors:

WOMP WOMP, Trump! Sorry American freedom and democracy stepped all over your dick again! Guarantee it's gonna happen again! Go fuck yourself! Enjoy the 48 Big Macs you have for dinner tonight! Don't talk directly into the soccer ball Putin gave you, 'less you want it to talk back to you in Russian!

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