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So much hate packed into a small space, it's a wonder she doesn't collapse under its gravitational force.

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She's paid to be cunty, and she's determined to earn as much as possible.

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I have that one filed under "I wish I'd thought of it", but I didn't.

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It's a shame that Malkin's parents didn't encourage her more as a child - to play in traffic.

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And you are surprised by this? Dok Zoom has gotten away with posting comments on Victoria Jackson's website, but I suspect that's because Vicki has no idea how the intertubes work and doesn't pay her hired lackeys enough to keep infidels out. These people worship the bill of rights, but the version they revere has peculiar typography. The 2nd Amendment is in 72 point bold, and the 10th is 36 point, but it drops off after that. The 1st is in type so small you need a magnifying glass to see the magnifying glass you need to read it.

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Or a door stop.

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and the 15 year old who just came back from performing in bamz' inauguration.

this city is out of control.

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"Spite based lifeform" needs to be someone's username.

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i imagine it will take you many years to recover from this before your life returns to normal.

but try to stay strong.

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you know, if we're not supposed to be rude about michele malkin, maybe we shouldn't be fed hateful violence-inducing bile.

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Yeah...maybe not the right metaphor...

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That's responsible commentary, but jokes involving ping-pong balls are in bad taste? Er, OK...

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How Malkin pictures it: She screams "GOTCHA MOMENT, LIBTARDS!" into the mic, the crowd goes wild, she cold drops it, then crowd surfs on all the partying conservatives.

How it looks to everyone else: Bitchy rageface twat swipes at the recovering victim of a brutal gun-enabled crime, while a few gross conservatards in their freedom bunkers (basements) beat off in the sad glow of their monitors.

Everyone feels more disgusted than ever.

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Bitch.

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Sorry, that was uncalled for.

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No, I take that back she is a bitchy bitch.

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