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Michelle Obama Answers Questions On Twitter, With Predictable Results

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Michelle Obama: Today I will be on Twitter taking your questions about my Let’s Move campaign! Would anyone like to ask me about it?


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America, this is why we can’t have nice things. Today Michelle Obama is on the Twitterz to talk about Let’s Move, her admirable but probably futile initiative to prevent the nation’s children from becoming as fat and slothful as their parents. Today also happens to be the six-month anniversary of the event we all know was WORSE THAN PEARL HARBOR COMBINED WITH NINE-ELEVEN TIMES ELEVENTY BILLION!!!!! Which is a pretty big number! So the batshit followers of insane rageball Michelle Malkin are holding the #AskFlotus hashtag hostage and have told negotiators the ransom demand is that the First Lady sit through their predictable bullshit screeching about the attack on our consulate last fall. A sampling:

Okay, that is more than enough of that. (If you do for some reason need to get your rage on, though, Little Green Footballs has collected some of the more thoughtful.)

FLOTUS also received plenty of charming questions about her appearance at the Oscars, her physical appearance, and the cost of upkeep at the White House, which apparently became a Thing only after a black family moved in.

The hashtag was trending on Twitter, and then it was not. The wingnuts are sure Twitter removed it because of the questions the First Lady was getting, to which we say: good for you, Twitter.

[Malkin’s Batshit Insanity Emporium]

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