Mike Huckabee Wants You To Know He's Still Mighty Proud To Be A-Hole

Grinning sack of deep-fried squirrel meat Mike Huckabee is a jerk and a pervert, and he's damn proud of that, mister. Damn proud. Last week, we learned about his EWWWWWW GROSS fantasies of pretending to be transgender in high school, to sneak into the girls' locker room and ogle their lady privates, like a pervert, HAW HAW.

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It appears Huckabee thinks this is a HI-larious joke because he's been telling it for years. Here's the Huckster in 2013, speaking at an event sponsored by the Family Research Council -- yes, the same organization where Josh Duggar used to work on behalf of "family values," before he was forced to resign in disgrace for molesting his sisters. Huckabee was quite put out that California signed a law protecting transgender students, because according to Huck and his like-minded Duggar friends,  those peoplejust wanna perv out on your children:

By the way, it is a good thing that that didn't come up when I was in high school cuz I'm pretty sure that every boy in my high school would have suddenly felt like that he was just a little more comfortable showering with the girls, no matter how uncomfortable the girls might have been with it.

Because he's a conservative, Huckabee immediately blamed the media for paying attention to his most recent comments -- the comments he's been making for years, which suggests perhaps he does want people to pay attention after all.

But is he sorry for his "joke" that we do not believe for a second is a joke at all? Heck no! Not that he wants anyone to notice, but he sure is glad people have noticed, as he explained to conservative radio host Steve Deace :

And by the way, Steve, I take nothing back from that speech. I’m kind of glad it’s posted because people, if they watch the whole clip, what they’re going to see is that I’m giving a commonsense answer to the insanity that’s going on out there. Because I hear people, everybody wants to be politically correct, everybody wants to be loved by the media and loved by the left and loved by the elitists. But, you know, I know I’m not going to be, so let’s just get it over with. I’d rather be a commonsense candidate for people who did take their brains to work today.

So yes, Huckabee means it, every gross and hateful word. He's not kidding, he's not sorry -- but, and pay attention, media, he IS the pervert he's been warning us about all these years.

[ BuzzFeed / RightWingWatch ]