Mike Pence Still In Love With Cuddly Pussburglar Donald Trump
This weekend, a question on everybody's minds was "WAIT, IS 'GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY' EVEN A THING? Has Donald Trump ever even seen a pussy?" Another question on people's minds was "Whither Mike Pence?" Would he stand by his man? As a conservative Jesus-loving American, Pence released a statement Saturday saying Trump's gross comments were gross, and that he does not "condone his remarks and cannot defend them." Philip Rucker of the Washington Post tweeted that the Pence camp was "absolutely apoplectic," "inconsolable," and also "melting down" over Trump's actions.
And then Pence kinda disappeared, at least politically! He went to the Indianapolis Colts game and probably said "Good game!" because the Colts beated the Chicago Bears. How nice for him!
But we guess he watched the debate, because he also said "Good game!" to his running mate Donald Trump, on Twitter:
[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/607418/martha-raddatz-yanks-talking-stick-from-hillary-to-splain-donald-trump-what-war-is"></a>[/wonkbar]HMMMM. Did Pence see the part of the debate where Trump threw him under the bus and said he was a big dummy on Syria policy? Maybe that happened when Pence was fixing a sammich or taking a pee. Or MAYBE, the punditocracy was wondering, Pence was just saying a Nice-Nice as a formality, and still might do the smart thing for his own political career and GTFO now, while he still has time.
Well now we have the answer, which is Mike Pence still loves his campaign daddy so many bunches! He made the rounds on TV Monday morning, saying Donald Trump The Pussburglar (MUST CREDIT EDITRIX REBECCA FOR COINING THAT WORD) once was lost, but now is found, and has been redeemed from his earlier sins of saying he likes to grab them by the pussy.