NOT a peeping tom

Is there something in the water in Missouri? Plenty of state-level Republicans are bonkers, but the Missouri GOP is next level, hide the steak knives, CRAYCRAY. Here's the statement the party issued yesterday after Republican Governor Eric Greitens was indicted for felony Invasion of Privacy.

Whoa! Dial it back, wingnuts! We know you're all juiced up from the CPAC Fascist Gunhumpers Jamboree, but it's time to start using your inside voices again. Several members of your own party are calling on Greitens to resign. But somehow it's George Soros's fault that your Governor got caught taking taking naked blackmail photos of his girlfriend ALLEGEDLY? Well, at least you left off those extra (((parentheses))) this time.

It's a little strange that you tried to blame this on THE JEWS considering Eric Greitens is Jewish, but you were on a roll there shouting PROGRESSIVE! and ANTI-LAW ENFORCEMENT! and ST. LOUIS LIBERALS! You should probably wipe that spit off the screen, fellas.

Say, does "St. Louis liberals" mean "black" by any chance?

Because this is Kim Gardner, Circuit Attorney for the City of St. Louis. And if Eric Greitens doesn't want to be prosecuted by her, he shouldn't commit any crimes in her district.

And, by the way, Missouri GOP, we note that you didn't deny that he did all those shitty things. You're not denying the affair. You're not denying that he tied her up and took the picture without her consent. You're not even denying that he threatened to flood social media with it if she mentioned their relationship. You're arguing that revenge porn is technically legal.

Because you are disgusting and immoral. And antisemitic.

Which is why you got ratioed.

You are BAD, @MissouriGOP, and you should feel BAD. And your POS Governor should have the dignity to resign for the sake of his family before any more ugly details leak out.


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Liz Dye

Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.


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