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Mitt Romney Dons Brownface For Forum With Mexicans

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Mitt Romney saw some Mexicans yesterday, at a Univision forum where he said "Illegal aliens" and all of Twitter got judgmental, as if saying "undocumented immigrants" was going to win Mitt points with his base, who are currently wondering if their hair isn't going to need washing or their showers grouting come Election Day.


Josh will be by later with some extra-super-duper analysis of whatever pandering Senor Romney decided to perpetrate, but we wanted to point you to his Frito Bandito self-tanner job -- as Wonket operative "Sherry" pointed out in tips, he went for "Extra Dark" -- because DAMN, boy looks like Lindsay Lohan and Charlton Heston in "A Touch of Evil" had a little baby, and then hit it with their car. (Because "Evil," and also "Lindsay Lohan.")

So! Self-tanner "accident"? Makeup lady what needs firing? Or did John Boehner take him tanning for a little pick-me-up? He has been having a very hard week.

[AP Photo/Charles Dharapak]

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The Dumb Song Of J. Dinesh Prufrock

A quick Dear Shitferbrains for you smart kids today, in response to our recent piece on Dinesh D'Souza's continued insistence that historian Kevin M. Kruse please bitchslap him with facts again and again. It turns out we picked the wrong historian to lionize, according to "Hadding Scott," who dropped by to let us know we had foolishly referred to a mere Princeton professor instead of to the most comprehensive take-down-er of D'Souza's lies, "Hadding Scott" himself.

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Among the primary results from Tuesday that we didn't report: Chris Murphy, US Senator from Connecticut, managed to hold on to the Democratic nomination for a second term. Actually, if you want to get all technical about it, he didn't win the nom Tuesday -- he'd already been nominated at the state party convention in May, and the Dem primary was cancelled since Murphy was the only one to file. Murphy's also heavily favored to win reelection this fall. The biggest question for Murphy is whether he's hoping to seek some other office in a couple years. (As if any prominent Democratic senator hasn't already mentally compared their inaugural crowd size to Trump's.)

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