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Mitt Romney Molested By Over-Enthusiastic Floridian (Video)

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Do you think dude is going to try to sell a vial of Romney's sweat on eBay? Will he keep it next to his nightstand, in a special box, for sniffing? Maybe the guy just didn't want Miffed Romney to have to wipe his face with his (debunked-ish) debate cheatsheet. More importantly, what (NONVIOLENT) thing would you do to Miffed Romney, if the Secret Service were ever tarded enough to let you up close?


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Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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