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Lot_49's avatar

iRomney 5 takes a different adapter, dammit.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

My first thought too, although I'm not sure he's even worth that much effort.

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fuflans's avatar

i think i can say with some assurance i will never ever be close enough to mitt romney to make a difference.

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PubOption's avatar

I think there is a dispute going on. Once access to hookers is returned, protection will return to its previous level.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Effort? As far as my GI tract is concerned, then, Ur doin it rong

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

FAQ: How can You can tell the date of the software inside the iRomney?

Disconnect the Romney from the charger. Hold down the power button for about 10 seconds. Count the dits and dahs it is base 5 just like the test numbers. Each short beep is 1 & each long beep counts as 5. Its in the format year month day.

A #4210 with a mfg-date of 041014 and got .... - .... ---- . meaning 040921

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ok so where's the guy carrying his cape? He's doing a James Brown thing to get in good with the colored voters, right?

JUMP BACK, MITT MYSELF, HAIII

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Did you just touch Mitt Romney?!"

"It's ok, it was only on the penis"

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Lot_49's avatar

"Pardon me, could you spare me a dab of Brylcreem?"

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