Your Wonkette was performing its routine of googling "Romney" at the start of each morning for daily affirmation when lo, what was this third result that appeared? "SpreadingRomney.com," a dictionary page defining the verb "Romney" as "defecating in terror." This refers to his dog on top of the family car. When will the Internet grow up? Mitt Romney is going to be very displeased about this, Internet. That should be punishment enough. [The Atlantic Wire]