Your Wonkette was performing its routine of googling "Romney" at the start of each morning for daily affirmation when lo, what was this third result that appeared?
It was a bizarre day to be sure. The dumb fuck was still responding to stuff in the small hours of Monday. Everyone had signed off hours earlier. I'll take that as proof that he didn't get laid at all.
Scared shitless?
Romney, Santorum, and Gingrich are the Three Horseman of the Apocalypse. Death split over creative differences and plans to go solo.
It was a bizarre day to be sure. The dumb fuck was still responding to stuff in the small hours of Monday. Everyone had signed off hours earlier. I'll take that as proof that he didn't get laid at all.