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Mitt Romney's Honking Bus Totally Sticks It To Rival High School

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Well howdy doo, no one told us the first Lincoln-Douglas debate of the season was going to be today: "Republican nominee Mitt Romney's guerrilla tactics continued Thursday, as the campaign bus circled the venue where President Barack Obama will be speaking this afternoon... the bus honked its horn dozens of times, before circling around to do it again."Well. This is a new thing. Sure, the McCain campaign would do this from time to time '08. But it wasn't a planned campaign tactic, just the inevitable result of a staffer leaving car keys next to the Ambien bottles in McCain's hotel room.


This is fine, though. Let's have more of this. Hell, make it the entire campaign from now on, just an escalating series of juvenile pranks. The Romney bus comes to honk and drive in circles at an Obama event, then Obama sneaks up on Romney for a kidney punch, Romney slips down the White House chimney to collect Obama's scalp, Michelle Obama takes a shit in Tagg Romney's driveway, Ann Romney steals the nuke codes and sets off 100 nukes, Joe Biden digs up George Romney's body and puts his hand up to the corpse's balls like he's fondling them and Instagrams five different version of the pic, Mitt Romney kidnaps Sasha and Malia and doesn't return them, Obama puts Romney's hand in hot water while he's sleeping and Mitt Romney wets the bed and finally concedes defeat.

Or spend give more months spewing feel-good talking points about nothing and repeat them every day and wonder why know one shows up to vote. That's a more traditional campaign model

[Buzzfeed]

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If you're as old as I am, you'll recall that back in the 1980s, the whole Republican brand involved not trusting the Ruskies, and they were especially disappointed when Kevin Costner turned out to be one in No Way Out. Now, the current Republican president is talking like some kind of crazy commie lib, bashing the FBI and giving the benefit of the doubt to a former KGB agent. During an interview Sunday where he wore a hat with "USA" in big letters on it, presumably so someone could easily return him if he got lost on the field trip, Trump went so far as to call the European Union a "foe" of his country, which if you believe his hat is supposedly the United States not Russia.

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We feel like we say this a lot during these dark days of the Trump era, but WHAT IN THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DID WE JUST WATCH? And how in the hell can anyone who claims to give a shit about this country be OK with the public tongue-bath Donald Trump just gave Vladimir Putin on live TV?

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