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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>McCain picked up his VP trying to buy weed in the Target parking lot. </blockquote>

Presumably because he'd just blown through his last ounce chain-smoking Camberwell Carrots.

SullivanSt's avatar

I actually visited Cleveland. More than once, even.

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You seem to think that just because you use reasoning, that everyone does this.

:P

bobbert's avatar

Are you going to the WSOP?

bobbert's avatar

More precisely, "I'm a white jerk, vote for me."

Joshua Norton's avatar

This is also good news for John McCain.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Bus duels are the worst form of government. Except for all the others.

SullivanSt's avatar

Even though he's had <em>soooooo much</em> practice.

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Also, drives with these in convoy: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHHj8IavEjk">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>Leader</i> of the 8th grade.

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This drive around honking is pretty much how Dubya looked for bin Laden. Also how he picked his VP. Probably got him laid once in high school so he used whenever possible.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

HA HA. You can't fool me. To have an interstate on ramp, Cleveland would have to in one of the states. And we know ... wait ... what? ... really.

SullivanSt's avatar

Mumble mumble birthrates mumble.

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Or at least everyone else lets him <em>say</em> he's the leader so he'll stop asking to be <em>all the frickin' time</em>

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Is this going to be Romney's campaign theme?

"I'm a jerk, vote for me?"

chascates's avatar

What happened to the dog on the roof of the bus?