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<blockquote>McCain picked up his VP trying to buy weed in the Target parking lot. </blockquote>

Presumably because he'd just blown through his last ounce chain-smoking Camberwell Carrots.

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I actually visited Cleveland. More than once, even.

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You seem to think that just because you use reasoning, that everyone does this.

:P

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Are you going to the WSOP?

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More precisely, "I'm a white jerk, vote for me."

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This is also good news for John McCain.

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Bus duels are the worst form of government. Except for all the others.

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Even though he's had <em>soooooo much</em> practice.

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Also, drives with these in convoy: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHHj8IavEjk">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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<i>Leader</i> of the 8th grade.

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This drive around honking is pretty much how Dubya looked for bin Laden. Also how he picked his VP. Probably got him laid once in high school so he used whenever possible.

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HA HA. You can't fool me. To have an interstate on ramp, Cleveland would have to in one of the states. And we know ... wait ... what? ... really.

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Mumble mumble birthrates mumble.

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Or at least everyone else lets him <em>say</em> he's the leader so he'll stop asking to be <em>all the frickin' time</em>

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Is this going to be Romney's campaign theme?

"I'm a jerk, vote for me?"

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What happened to the dog on the roof of the bus?

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