Mitt Romney's Mexican Mormon Cousin: Amnesty For Everyone!
Well, we are finally atPart Six of Vice's foray into the wilds of Me-hee-co, about the Mexican branch of Mitt Romney's family, and how they and the cartels are just totally kidnapping each other all the time, and this part is really interesting! Why is it interesting when there hasn't even been a beheading in four whole installments? Because Mitt's cousin thinks there should be AMNESTY for illegal immigrants in the US, AND a guest worker program, and probably, like, food and shelter and not starving to death too! Sorry, Mitt Romney's cousin, but obviously you are a terrible Christian.
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