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It's been suggested here on several occasions. Once it became clear that whatever was in those returns was more politically damaging than the refusal to release them, there really weren't too many options. Tax amnesty was one of the few sufficiently-awful scenarios; the other is flat-out cheating that would be revealed once the media start to dissect the returns.

My fondest hope is that those hackers really do have Mitt's tax returns in their hands.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

And then there's <a href="http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8601-503544_162-57492649-0.html\?assetTypeId=41&amp\;blogId=503544" target="_blank">this. </a> Grain of salt, etc., but the writer is real -- you can look him up.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/cd-cover.jpg" target="_blank">This.</a>

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Mitt es un...como se dice? <i>pinche cabron</i>. Si.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

If the rest of us were to get so lucky, there would be a solid repatriation program.

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diogenez's avatar

I'd rather send all the crazies to Texas and be done with it. Utah is full of bat-shit crazy, but it also really beautiful. Canyonlands, Arches, Bryce and Zion are pretty freaking awesome places.

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chascates's avatar

I wish Mormons would found their own country, like the Zionists did. I'm more than willing to allow them to have Utah on the condition they all move there and don't leave.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>the Mexican branch of Mitt Romney’s family</i>

So does that make Mittens their "Gringo Star"?

I think it does.

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chascates's avatar

Deal.

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chascates's avatar

"Poor Mexico. So far from God, so close to Salt Lake City."

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schmannity's avatar

If the Romneys are from Chihuahua, how did he end up with an Irish Sitter on the roof of his car?

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