Muslins are everywhere, and the only way to stop their rise to power in America is to remind Americans that Muslins may indeed be everywhere.
Black people, for example, are very likely to be both a) running for office or holding elected office and b) Muslin, because they are black. Did you know the first Muslins all started probably in Deepest Africa more than 200 years ago? And yet still we are threatened! [ WHIO / Salon via Wonkette operative "Michael W."]
Worse. They're cereal killers.
But does he have that mark of the beast: YALE VALUES????