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Worse. They're cereal killers.

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But does he have that mark of the beast: YALE VALUES????

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I got me some Muslin. It's hangin' time. Well, curtain hangin' time.

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Quit pulling the wool over your own eyes.

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Remind me to tell you about the time I had to explain to someone that Muslim's weren't moon-god worshippers and that "Allah" was their name for God from the Christian Bible.

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I knew that shit looked familiar, thanks for the link. Needs more dancing crackheads. Through shariah, thru the limit, to the law...

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Don't forget whatever those Lulu Lemon pants are made of, one of the great gifts to mankind. Never have so many flat asses been lifted so far.

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This is begging for an all new episode of <i> The Adventures Of Letterman</i> on one of the PBS kid shows. Osama Bin Laden is just about to bomb the Toys R Us or the Chucky-Cheese, or something, when our hero swoops down, rips the "N" off his chest, and turns ol' Osama into a drape. Huh? <i> Huh???</i>

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Too complicated. Can they redo with a blackboard?

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It's time for these muslins to remove damask and show their true fiber.

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