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Naked Levi Johnston's Sister Now Also Naked And Yelling At Bristol Palin

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What are the bitter, unemployed naked young people in Wasilla doing these days between meth come downs? Still aborting America's collective remaining brain cells one by one with the gale-force toxic winds of their regularly scheduled rants rehashing the gross details of Bristol Palin's achievements in unprotected sex? Yes, is your answer. Secondary Palin family media welfare beneficiary Mercede Johnston did theJohnston family thing and posed nude for the September issue of Playboy to get someone to listen to her "tell her side of the Bristol-Levi tent sex parties" that she was never involved in, again. Has Levi ever thought to himself, "it's weird my sister is always talking about my penis?" No. Oh well, what's the shocker this time: "Bristol Palin like totally planned her pregnancy." Are we even still talking about 2008?


We did not read the dumb Playboy interview excerpts, so here is something we copy-pasted from some other gossip site looking for pageviewz:

As for Bristol, Johnston says the former Dancing with the Stars contestant underwent "numerous" plastic surgeries and liposuction procedures both before and after giving birth to her and Levi's son, Tripp.

Johnston also addresses Bristol's pregnancy, which was revealed after her mother joined John McCain's campaign in 2008.

"Bristol's pregnancy wasn't unexpected," Johnston alleges. "She and Levi planned it. They were trying to conceive for months."

She would know, she was standing right there watching the whole time. [People]

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The Church of Scientology had some thoughts about Our Robyn's piece, Who Wants To Watch A Creepy White Guy Rap About Scientology? We had some thoughts about their thoughts.

Thanks for writing in, Scientology! As you doubtless realized when you didn't demand we take down our story, but requested it instead, our opinions of your weird cult and that poor young man's rap skills are protected by the First Amendment. (I learned about libel law in college and grad school but also on the job: I was in newspapers so long that I was actually colleagues with Tony Ortega -- about whom you sound quite "venomous" and "biased" -- at the very same newspaper chain you can't believe he defended! Next up, please show your due diligence by talking trash about a woman you didn't know was my mom.)

Also, a lot of your former members say on the record that you kidnap people, and stalk them, and harass them, and sometimes beat them up good, and I request that if so, fucking stop it.

The rest of you click the headline, if you want your OPEN THREAD.

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Monday's Trump-Putin press conference landed on the entire free world like a hot treason-shaped turd, didn't it? Congressional Republicans have been saying mean things about it on Twitter, and even Fox News has been less than 100% supportive! The White House communications department obviously knew it had a crisis on its hands, what with how it's generally considered inappropriate for the leader of the free world to get on all fours in front of the Russian president and wag his tail and slobber with anticipation while he awaits his next marching orders. WOMP WOMP, etc.

So the comms department typed up a thing for the president to read aloud today at the beginning of his meeting with members of Congress, about how he was VERY SORRY he said one word incorrectly during the Putin presser. That's right, only one word of that whole fucking shitshow was wrong. All the rest of his traitor words were exactly what he meant to say.

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