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Never Fear, Arkansas, Your Democrat Senator Will Never Come Between You And Getting Murdered With A Gun

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Since it has been about 5 months since the President was inaugurated, it is about 4.5 months past time for the 2014 election season to heat up, because this town runs on scandal, protests, and never-ending electioning. Who’s opening their maggot-laden, corn-fed piehole this week? None other than conservative extremely conservative Republican Democratic Senator Mark Pryor of Arkansas. And what does he want us to know with his first teevee ad? Only that he wants to piss on the graves of the children who died at Sandy Hook, because the Second Amendment is the most precious thing ever in the history of all freedoms, no matter how many people die because of freedom, because some people’s freedom is worth bullets piercing the flesh of five-year olds.


With Dems like this, who needs the GOP?

Sen. Pryor (D-pewpewpew) is the first Senate Democrat to release a teevee ad in the 2014 cycle. Mayor Bloomberg’s anti-gun group, Mayors Against Illegal Guns, has been running ads in Arkansas because Sen. Pryor is a spineless fucktwit who will kowtow to the wingnuttiest fringe elements of society rather than vote for the watered-down Toomey-Manchin background check amendment. How does Sen. Pryor defend his cowardly decision to side with the NRA while kids get up close and personal with FreedomLeadTM?

“Nothing in the Obama plan would have prevented tragedies like Newtown, Aurora, Tucson, or even Jonesboro.”

You mean that the bill didn’t contain a provision to create a time machine to go back in time and stop these tragedies? OF COURSE IT DIDN’T YOU EMPTYHEADED PIGFART.

As we have all learned since these tragedies, sometimes crazy people get guns. But the point is that maybe, perhaps, the federal government could make it a little, teeny-weenie bit harder for so many people to get their hands on lead-firing death machines. Perhaps even try just a little bit to make sure violent felons, domestic abusers, or crazy-ass psychos have to pass a background check to get a gun no matter where they purchase it from?

Sen. Pryor goes on to say:

“I’m committed to finding real solutions to gun violence while protecting our Second Amendment rights.”

Really, Mr Senatorman? Are you really committed to finding solutions? That’s funny, because your website has no solutions listed. And Yr DDM went all investigative reporter on this claim, going to THOMAS, the wonky government database containing all bills and amendments from all members of Congress. When we searched your name and “gun,” here was the result:

No items were found for the search "gun"

NOTHING! You can’t even be bothered to come up with ONE GODDAM IDEA to propose? Are you too fucking busy slurping the nutsack of Wayne LaPierre to have even one original idea? Either you are vastly incompetent or just lying to the people of Arkansas because you want to keep your job.

We are very interested to hear your “real solutions” to gun violence, which you are totally committed to finding. And we are sure that all the people in Arkansas who shed tears for the thousands of people who have died of gun violence since Newtown are interested as well.

In fact, a new study shows that more people in the United States have died of gun violence since Newtown (4,499) than military deaths from NINE FUCKING YEARS OF WAR IN IRAQ (4,409), so your ideas would be most timely.

Sen. Pryor closes with this gem:

"I approve this message because no one from New York or Washington tells me what to do; I listen to Arkansas."

That’s funny, because a new poll has folks from Arkansas supporting background checks by a 67-25 margin. The very background checks you voted against. You might want to revise that for your next ad. May we suggest: “I approve this message because fuck what you folks from Arkansas think, I would gladly sacrifice the lives of children to gun violence in order line my pockets with NRA ca$h.”

[PoliticalWire/MSNBC/Daily Beast]

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