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How about throwing some weapons into concentrated sulfuric acid. You will have a sulfate solution (to be known in some quarters as a second amendment solution), and you will have done something towards reducing gun violence.

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In all fairness, his salary from the NRA is probably much higher than his salary from the government.

Didn't the bible have something to say about pleasing two masters?

Or was that the Marquis de Sade? I always get the books in my violent porn section confused...

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I was SO afraid I was going to have to vote for an (R) for senate in 2014.

I know, I know, good of the country and all, but there was NO WAY IN HELL that I was going to help send Baucus back to Washington.

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What about Pryor's Prior's priors? Any little boys in that closet?

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The fact that the 2nd Amendment is numbered implies that there are OTHER amendments that might be worth some attention...

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Man is far too generous a word for him...

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<i>“Nothing in the Obama plan would have prevented tragedies like Newtown, Aurora, Tucson, or even Jonesboro.”</i>

But it might have prevents some of the <i>other</i> 29,950 gun deaths we endure every year. OH WAIT! Human life is only sacred while in the womb. After that it's every fetus for himself.

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in this case, SOILYNDRA!1!

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Stilts...

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