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Never Forget (Except For The Stuff They Wish We'd Forget, You Can Go Ahead And Forget That Stuff)

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What is it we're supposed to never forget again?


George W. Bush, August 6, 2001:

Bush listened to the briefing [Bin Laden determined to strike in US], Suskind says, then told the CIA briefer: “All right. You’ve covered your ass, now.”

George W. Bush, March 13, 2002:

[Bin Laden's] just a person who’s been marginalized. … I don’t know where he is. I really just don’t spend that much time on him, to be honest with you.

Dana Perino, November 24, 2009:

"We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term," she told Sean Hannity.

Dick Cheney, May 13, 2013:

“In my past experience when we got into these situations — especially after 9/11 — we were always there, locked and loaded, ready to go on 9/11,” Cheney told Fox News Channel commentator Sean Hannity in a phone interview.

And remember to never forget to grab your free coffee and muffins, for a limited time only, courtesy of the Marriott Hotel. Because America.

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