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New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez Really Should Not Be Sexing Under-Age Prostitutes

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New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez (D-Bada Bing!) got in a spot of bother about three minutes before election day last November, when it was revealed he was boning Dominican sex workers inbig piles of orgy, with his buddy, some skeezy eye doctor or something.


New Jersey, as it happens, did not care. Nor did your Wonkette -- consenting adults, etc. -- except for how he DID NOT PAY HIS HOOKERS. NOT COOL, MENENDEZ. But it seems some of the prostitutes who engaged in said piles of orgy may not have been consenting adults. And this is a problem.

We don't know if he is supposed to film himself with all future prostitutes showing two forms of ID, with their grandmothers, R. Kelly-style.

But we do know that when you are having an orgy pile, and you are a United States Senator -- even if you are out of the country! -- you should really try your best not to fuck children.

The more you know!

[MiamiHerald]

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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