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New John McNaughton Painting Features Bro Chillin' With The Constitution

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Man, broheim, is that theConstitution? Dude, it's totally the Constitution. Nice.


In this latest masterwork of paintsmithery from wingnut artist Jon McNaughton, our bro-hero, "The Empowered Man," straight-up took the Constitution from under Obama's feet so Jimmy Madison and his fellow Founder bros (+ Lincoln/Reagan) could jack off to it. Look at the defeated Obama, like, "Bro, bro, that's my Constitution, chill for a sec." "No, Hussein, bro, I'm taking this to the party tonight." "Cool, cool... just bring it back." "No."

And then our bro-hero was arrested for stealing the Constitution and had to have his parents bail him out of jail.

Thus ends today's "Today in Art."

[Jon McNaughton]

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