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New Time Magazine Obama-Reagan Cover Is Racist Against Conservatives

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Hey, did you hear Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday is next month? Of course you didn't. You've been too busy fasting and praying to Ronald Reagan because OF COURSE HIS BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONTH. So how would Ronald Reagan likeTime magazine to celebrate this occasion of the utmost cosmic importance? "Do you think he would want to be photoshopped onto a magazine cover yukking it up with his political nemesis?" No, probably not. But wait! Look at that cover! They made Reagan put his arm around the Kenyan! This is VERY OFFENSIVE, and now Ronald Reagan will return to destroy the world and rapture the true believers.


So it's offensive to print cartoons depicting Mohammed but THIS is okay? What a bunch of hypocrites the liberal media are.

It’s no secret that since the November 2010 “shellacking” the Obama loving media has been desperately trying to re-brand Captain Priorities as a practical centrist but this is ridiculous. Consider two key coincidences…

1. Reagan’s 100th birthday celebration is happening in… February 2011.

2. Obama’s new press secretary used to work for…. TIME Magazine.

Hmm! Somebody call Nancy Reagan. Tell her to bring the Ouija board.

If TIME Magazine had a shred of integrity or credibility, it might have featured the keynote speaker of Reagan’s 100th birthday celebration on the cover. Can you guess who it is? I assure you it’s not Obama.

Yes, it's Sarah Palin! The thing about Sarah Palin is that she is more Ronald Reagan than Ronald Reagan, as every once in a while, Ronald Reagan would do something that goes against conservatives' current conception of Lord Reagan. Whoops, blasphemy! We will be burning in Reagan Hell, under the spiteful watch of the Reagan Satan, Tip O'Neill. [American Glob? Hah!]

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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SCARED!

In case you need a reminder, here is how it's going to go down:

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Lately he's been blowing smoke from another orifice.

After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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