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Donald Trump doesn't much care for the cow town of Washington DC. He likes New York City, because it is full of culture and golden toilets.


New York City does not particularly return his affection.

But that's not stopping the city from ponying up more than $1 million a day in policing costs outside his Fifth Avenue garbage hoard.

Aside from the money, which, again, is ONE MILLION DOLLARS PER DAY,

The police have set up barricades around Trump Tower at 56th Street and 5th Avenue, smack in the middle of the city. While a block of 56th street has basically been closed to traffic, 5th Avenue remains open, although the traffic flow on that major thoroughfare has been affected.

And as Trump moves through the city, police need to close streets accordingly. For example, the Lincoln Tunnel was closed to traffic on Friday afternoon during rush hour when Trump traveled to New Jersey.

That sounds TERRIBLE! And Melania and Barron are planning to stay in New York at least through the end of the school year!

We at Wonkette just thank God Donald Trump is not black, because we remember once when Barack Obama took his wife to dinner for Valentine's Day and people were totally chill about it and not bizarrely racist at all!

  • Oh how disgusting!!!! Too bad the Obama train wreck has the economy in shambles high unemployment higher taxes and less disposable income for 99% of Americans but the king and queen are living the high life on our dime!! Shameful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • My spouse and I had a Valentine’s dinner date too but it didn’t cost the taxpayers one cent.
  • How much is this date going to cost the tax payers? His weekend date to Manhatten years ago, cost a cool $100,000. Why doesn’t he just stay home and plan a nice WH dinner for the two of them, would be cheaper.
  • Another lobster dinner at taxpayer’s expense. Movin’ on up!
  • chittlins and hamhocks with collards and uncle tom cakes is what they hads
  • My wife and I had mac and cheese with cut up hotdog’s for our valentines dinner. I wonder what the king and queen had for their valentines dinner?
  • Out on the town….Spending OUR LAST DIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Disgusting & Despicable!!! the both of them…… Time to start moving off of “MASSA’S Obama-Plantation-Nation”!!!
    • We left out all the really racist ones for you. We also remember when Michelle Obama's mother moved with the First Family into the White House and people were mad she would use extra electricity and laundry supplies, but we can't find the link now because there's a new fake news story about how Marian Robinson, Barack's mother-in-law, is getting a $160,000 pension (she's not, but when has that stopped your Facebook friends?), and all the links about that bitch about electricity and laundry, so the original is lost in the sands of time and Google.

      Oh well oops.

      [CNN]

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Guys, it's been one more shit day in a shit week in the fifth shit month of another shit Trump year. Which is why I need to remind you that it's not ALL shit out there! Oh, sure, it's MOSTLY shit, but you know what isn't shit? YR WONKETTE, and the strange community of strange internet people who have made getting through all this shit a bit more tolerable, that's who and what. Which is why you should give us money, so we can keep whanging away at the walls of shit with our shovels and laughing at the shit getting all over, because one of these days we will get it all cleaned up or at least not be up to our waists in shit, and we can all laugh about what a crazy fight it was, as St. Molly Ivins always kept reminding us.

In case you're new here, let me just remind you that Wonkette literally got me, Yr Dok Zoom, out of what wasn't quite poverty, but was pretty much paycheck-to-paycheck desperation. I started reading the site shortly before Barack Obama was elected, began commenting sometime in his first term, and submitted a story tip to Rebecca a few months after she bought the site for 47 dollars and a sandwich (I now understand it was a bit more than that). It was Memorial Day 2012, and she wrote back she was busy with some "stupid thing I have to do for some muneez," but would I like to try writing a blog post myself? "I understand if you say FUCK NO. But maybe you are thinking FUCK YES?" And then she warned me she paid only in Ameros. I did, the post was forgettable but OK, and then I wrote a thing (borrowed from now long-lost comments) that went semi-viral, and suddenly I was that hottest thing in publishing, a freelancer!

In less than a year, Rebecca asked you all to buy me to be your very own pet blogger, and my life suddenly became incredibly good, like as good as an Abba song. It's as good as "Dancing Queen." Thanks to the timing of the whole thing (and to Barry Obama and Nancy Pelosi), I actually had health insurance for the first time in years, a not inconsiderable thing. And you had an Editrix who was not working 12 hour days six and a half days a week and drinking too much from stress. Your continued donations helped hire Evan full time and Robyn and Bianca part time and a whole raft of freelancers, and now Rebecca is down to eight-hour days, five and a half days a week, and drinking because there's a madman in the White House and everything's terrible.

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There is a very normal article circulating on the internet right now by a fella named Don Boys (that's not the joke, the jokes are coming), who is both an insane batshit preacher, and also an insane batshit former member of the Indiana House of Representatives. (Also sometimes he blogs at the Daily Caller about how Mike Pence really went balls deep into the gay agenda when he swore in that insane batshit gay guy Rick Grenell as America's ambassador to Germany.)

This article, of course, is about Pete Buttigieg, because what are anti-gay buffoons obsessed with right now? Pete Buttigieg. Boys (still his name) is primarily concerned not with the simple fact that Buttigieg is gay, but with how gay Buttigieg really is. IN THE SEX WAY!

Well, Don, since you asked!

Shall we dive into this thing without the proper prophylactics? We shall.

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