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It's been one brain-basher of a week, and it's only Tuesday. So take a minute to watch this terrific little "Best New Thing in the World" clip about how ceremonial first pitches usually suck -- there's even a Washington Post chart to prove it:


Of course, all you need to show up those dumb celebrities and politicians is a 13-year-old Little League pitching phenom, Mo'ne Davis, who made it look easy at Game 4 of the World Series.

Watch, enjoy, and remember to breathe before you go back to watching the "real" news:

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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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