This morning, our StefanBC brought you the news of the shameless hussy who got all ACLU up in her West Virginia high school's face about some idiot abstinence rally they'd held. Her school principal, who is A Idiot, threatened to call Wellesley -- the college where she's been accepted for the fall -- to tell them about her bad character and "backstabbing." (LOL high school principal, you are a 14-year-old girl.) But we missed this teeny bit of the story:

That will do, Wellesley. That will do.

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