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Paul LePage is not a racist, no matter how many times he says that black drug dealers are coming to Maine to impregnate all its white women.


If you insist on thinking Paul LePage is a racist, despite all the evidence to the contrary, he will first threaten to duel at you like a common Zell Miller, and then he will explain, in detail, how he is definitely not racist. He will say words, with his mouth, to a newspaper, on camera.

A bad guy is a bad guy. I don’t care what color he is. When you go to war, if you know the enemy, the enemy dresses in red and you dress in blue, you shoot at red. … You shoot at the enemy. You try to identify the enemy. And the enemy right now, the overwhelming majority of people coming in are people of color or people of Hispanic origin.

There you go, the least-racist thing you will hear from a Republican all day.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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