Now You Will Send Us Moneys For Your Bernie Sanders 2016 T-Shirt. No, NOW.
Oh hey Bernie Sanders, you are a socialist, and you are running for president! We have made you some T-shirts! See, you are like Doc Brown from Back to the Future, but you are not a mad scientist! You are a very sane scientist! You just have funny hair!
My husband, Shypixel, designer of the fabulous Elizabeth Warren for Progress T's and cups, has designed this. The silkscreener will have them ready for us in a week, two at the outside. PRE-ORDER NOW, WE COULD USE THE MONEY! $22 includes free shipping!
(To get your free shipping, you have to type FreeShipping (one word) in the box on the shopping cart where it asks if you have a coupon. YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT! Sorry for the hoop-jumping, lame.)
These sizes are all in men's, because the women's sizes run so small everyone was constantly sending their shirts back for a bigger size and it was a giant pain in the ass. So women, figure out your men's T size, and order the fuck out of it.
Rebecca Schoenkopf, Editrix
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.