NRO's Kathryn Jean Lopez Simply Does Not Care For The New Yorker's Sodomite Muppets


You're on the computer! Have you seen this wonderful New Yorker cover? We mean before right now? Well, National Review Online'sKathryn Jean Lopez has, and she has summed it up with the two most trenchant, insightful words anyone could have in these Times of Despair. Her entire post is a picture of the cover (above!) and the headline Innocence. Lost. (Well, okay, and then the fragment "The new cover of The New Yorker:" -- but still!)

But what were some other two-word posts K-Lo could have wrote in its place?

Let's. Explore.

Rainbow. Dashed.

Peppermint. Patty.

Butt. Sechs.

Couch. Fainted.

Salts. Smelled.

Jesus. Laughed.

Pinkie. Pied.

Whiny. Bitchez.

Felt. Dolls.

SuckIt. Scalia.

Nerd. PointsOutThatSCOTUSDoesn'tAllowCameras.

Jesus. CouldCareLess.

God. Bothered.

Lost. Sucked.

Coitus. Uninterruptus.

Equal. Protectionandrightsunderthelaw.

Love. Wins.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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