O Hai Memphis We Are Outrunning Tornadoes To Come See You Tonight, No Big
Tornadoes. In February. Explain THAT Al Gore!
Memphis pals! Meet us at Celtic Crossing, 903 S. Cooper St., Memphis, 38104, tonight (Tuesday), 5 to 8 p.m.! Don't worry, we are pretty sure we won't die on the way.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.